I was born at a very young age. Since then, I’ve:
Engaged in competitive sword-fighting.
Broke my ribs in a tragic Heely-ing accident.
Had tequila spilled on my pants by Gladys Knight.
Fended off an alligator with a Mickey pretzel.
Created a world and wrote a book about it.
If you want to know more, text me at 914-886-3133.
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